Jon Stewart is on board with the sleeping alone stance on newspapers

as evidenced by this report from The Daily Show's Jason Jones:

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You know, when I was a fledgling reporter my greatest dream was to some day work for the New York Times. I guess I still harbor that hope, deep down. I wonder if they'd be willing to pick up and publish my blog. I'd probably be willing to enter into negotiations about this, as long as they didn't try to inform me that they planned to cut the length of my posts by 23%.